The Perils of Chapel Service

As I was sitting in chapel this morning, listening to a very good message, and sitting in the front row, I felt a warm "plop" on my forehead. I looked down on my shirt and there was a globular brown splotch on the left side, near the bottom. I immediately left my front-row seat and went to the bathroom to confirm that, indeed, I had been crapped on by a bird in the rafters.

Oh the dangers...